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| sbcas | I live, apart from Workday. they can suck it. I know what supported FirstNet for fun | 19:30 |
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| sbcas | me. | 19:30 |
| sbcas | Study Group 46 here | 19:31 |
| sbcas | got a check-in from the House this time. Senator Duckworth was gunshy about following me | 19:32 |
| sbcas | this time I got Raja Krishnamoorthi's official Twitter account following me. House Intel member | 19:33 |
| sbcas | I'm doing Senate level work, folks. sorry for the email, Lance. | 19:33 |
| sbcas | I literally arrested the President over Twitter for DEA level crimes | 19:34 |
| sbcas | sorry. didn't realize he was that way. Bear was that way, sadly. | 19:34 |
| sbcas | someone said it to me to motivate me not to be so heavy on the enter key, so I tweet-streamed for a few hours | 19:35 |
| sbcas | I was using a full desktop browser for all of that. my mobile device is barely functional. | 19:36 |
| sbcas | I did direct the all-woman spacewalk from a hotel room, too. that was fun. I'm just rolling with the news. I saw Katie show up at 11 to news at me | 19:37 |
| sbcas | it's cool; we work on Rockefeller time | 19:37 |
| sbcas | see how grammar I'm being these days with my linguistics? It's NLP testing on the AT&T side | 19:38 |
| sbcas | I had to get a server in Mae West. do you realize how expensive it is to run in Mae West? FirstNet sign and they acted like I was trying to defraud them. an actual lineman threatened to call the police on me. fuck that. Eminent Domain: Mae West is my building | 19:40 |
| sbcas | AT&T 3rd Street owes me an apology | 19:40 |
| sbcas | that same one where someone threw a brick through the window and they took 3 years to fix it. | 19:41 |
| sbcas | nobody throws a rock through my window and lives to tell the story. guarantee it was this 18 year old shitbird I met | 19:41 |
| sbcas | sorry. Tiptonville called. wanted their bitch back. | 19:42 |
| sbcas | hell naw, I'm senior warden chief of staff over at Tiptonville | 19:42 |
| sbcas | my uncle was a top brass over 'n thar | 19:43 |
| sbcas | he carried an 870 for fun. he got to clack-clack like they do in clackamas | 19:43 |
| sbcas | i hate that i know portland and oregon this well now. I should have moved to corvallis in the first place. the country bumpkins liked to play cruel jokes on me about the area and how rough it is. I had some drunk guy beg me for the last $2 I had so he could ride the bus. so polite. | 19:44 |
| sbcas | the alcoholics here are funny. in other cities they're just cranky and throw shit at you | 19:45 |
| sbcas | I was doing my 4am scurrying from gas station to hotel with my requisite 3000cal of sustainance and some dude just drunkenly straight up asks me for money when the bus isn't even running. he was digging in the trash, but not homeless. just drunk and in a tutu | 19:47 |
| sbcas | reminded me of leslie from austin. just no pink thong that I could see | 19:48 |
| sbcas | i think i have my income dealt with. I'm at $84k for now, but might be moving up a rung or two. I've been pretty direct and Katie Couric just did some MSNBC time to tell me about the news | 19:50 |
| sbcas | I can't even be coy about it, because I'm not to be interviewed yet | 19:50 |
| sbcas | I had to be super, super public today. sorry for Tweeting at some of y'all from beyond the screen | 19:51 |
| sbcas | I literally asked the Treasury Dept for clearance to let Boeing engineers go to Iraq | 19:51 |
| sbcas | black boxes. we need the data from those air canada flights. those are literal 737 MAX tests | 19:52 |
| sbcas | one more went down over Iran, and they called it a rocket attack | 19:52 |
| sbcas | if the council of shahs wants, I'll roll over with some Tazo Triple Turmeric | 19:53 |
| sbcas | but which city are they going to be in? | 19:53 |
| sbcas | that's what I know | 19:53 |
| sbcas | I have to stop by Fred Meyer | 19:54 |
| sbcas | basically Kroger so I can get some Adidas pants I guess | 19:54 |
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| openstackgerrit | Lance Albertson proposed openstack/cookbook-openstack-identity master: WIP: Update to apache2 ~> 8.0.2 cookbook https://review.opendev.org/701824 | 19:55 |
| sbcas | I do not have a working machine where I can even touch anything code-related. my apartment was ransacked, and my ex-roommate stole a lot of my things, including my travel pack | 19:56 |
| sbcas | turns out, she's the plaintiff in a Federal lawsuit against me. so I wonder who is suing me on a Federal level... | 19:57 |
| sbcas | I'm having to reverse engineer a lot of things that have happened to me in the past year. a month ago, I literally had a SWAT team use a rib spreader to break my arm, and a wetworking team tried to tear pieces of my flesh off of me. | 19:59 |
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| sbcas | the truth is, they weren't testing me. they were trying to kill me each time. justice.gov was monitoring the entire time | 20:00 |
| sbcas | what this actually means is that I'm not fired. I retired from tech work to law enforcement. I've been working on behalf of the U.S. Marshall service since 14 chasing down cyberterrorism | 20:02 |
| sbcas | I can't even be coy. I outed myself on Twitter | 20:02 |
| sbcas | constitutional requirement | 20:02 |
| sbcas | Iran SAM shot down a 737 | 20:03 |
| sbcas | surface-to-air missile | 20:03 |
| sbcas | too many people want to confuse my short name for things it isn't. I prefer going by the longer version of my name, with the hebrew hyphenation if we're going to get specific | 20:04 |
| sbcas | the capitalization of the 'b' is important. | 20:04 |
| sbcas | lower case, per hebrew | 20:04 |
| sbcas | unfortunately, this means I'm "jewish as fuck". it's how I was named. my father has two middle names and one of them is Joseph | 20:05 |
| sbcas | strict military naming. hebrew for the first and third name | 20:05 |
| sbcas | he was 101st airborne out of fort campbell, ky | 20:06 |
| sbcas | as in, on-res | 20:06 |
| sbcas | 1918 band of brothers. I've holed myself up in old multnomah hotel I'm so damned paranoid about things going on in my life. | 20:07 |
| sbcas | the old 1912 building started shifting around on me one day, and it wasn't the actual props. the desk crew was weirded out last time I was here. weird shit was happening. random things were cracking and peeling around us. | 20:08 |
| sbcas | this time, all is good. I've desecrated a room, so I've paid homage to the old fortress of pioneering | 20:09 |
| sbcas | I think tomorrow might be a downstairs omelette day. today it was an upstairs one. maybe I'll do both! | 20:10 |
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| sbcas | technically, I might be a state department employee | 21:44 |
| sbcas | some odd things have happened in my life | 21:45 |
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| openstackgerrit | Lance Albertson proposed openstack/cookbook-openstack-telemetry master: Improve ChefSpec test speed by enabling caching https://review.opendev.org/701852 | 22:17 |
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